So I Made…

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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Jesus is coming! Look Busy.

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

Borrow money from pessimists- they don’t expect it back.

Polynesia — memory loss in parrots.

My Wild Oats Have turned to Shredded Wheat!

Seen it all. Done it all. Can’t remember most of it.

Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.

A good pun is its own reword.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Chastity is curable, if detected early.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!

How come “abbreviated” is such a long word ?

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